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The Forbidden kingdom

ja[]ke — Mon, 12 May 2008 12:36:15 GMT

"The Forbidden kingdom"

Movie Description:

A discovery made by a kung fu obsessed American teen sends him on an adventure to China, where he joins up with a band of martial arts warriors in order to free the imprisoned Monkey King.

Movie Link:

http://watch-movies.net/movies/the_forbidden_kingdom/

Panu ba ule mag register sa GPRS?

ja[]ke — Mon, 12 May 2008 12:14:35 GMT

panu ba ule mag register sa GPRS? smart sim q

Only great minds can read this..

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:47:42 GMT

This is weird, but interesting!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses ...

NBA Playoffs recap

ja[]ke — Fri, 09 May 2008 08:00:06 GMT

I hate utah

Latest fashion !!!

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:33:51 GMT

Just click this link Tnx ^_^V

Iron Man . . . . . .

Admin — Thu, 08 May 2008 03:49:45 GMT

"Iron Man"

Description:

When wealthy industrialist Tony Stark is forced to build an armored suit after a life-threatening incident, he ultimately decides to use its technology to fight against evil.

Movie Link:

http://www.watch-movies.net/movies/iron_man/

Harold and Kumar

Admin — Thu, 08 May 2008 03:33:29 GMT

"Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle"

Description:

Two twenty-something stoner roommates -- one a Korean American investment banker; the other an Indian American medical school candidate...

Movie Link:

http://www.watch-movies.net/movies/harold_kumar_go_to_white_castle/

Parental guidance

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:54:10 GMT

Tatlong madre nagpunta sa palengke:

Madre1 : Magkano itong talong?

Tindera : Sampung piso ang apat na piraso.

Madre2 : Paano yan sister, tatlo lang ang kailangan

natin?

Madre3 : Bilhin mo na sister, yung isa ulam na lang

natin.

Teacher : Student, bakit mo dinala dito classroom

yang pusa?!

Student : Nakakaawa po kasi iiwan sa bahay.

Teacher : Bakit?

Student : Narinig ko po kasi kagabi yung ate ko sinabi

sa boyfriend

niya

na, "Bukas I will let you eat my pukaykay."

At ...

Amazing 3d paintings

Admin — Mon, 05 May 2008 13:39:23 GMT

The anti-smoke ashtray

Admin — Mon, 05 May 2008 13:29:28 GMT

Illegal possession of fire arm

Admin — Mon, 05 May 2008 13:28:22 GMT

CAUTION: Dangerous secret in the colored straws..

Admin — Mon, 05 May 2008 13:26:32 GMT

Horrible story of mine goes back to year 2005 March.

I ordered a Club Sandwich and a Sprite in a restaurant somewhere in Manila

When I finished half of the sandwich I sipped a sprite.

But it didn��t taste like an ordinary sprite I used to drink.

So I sipped once more, but it still tasted the same.

It tasted like a sprite mixed with some kind of oil.

I called the clerk and asked him if the sprite was expired. He said it was

just delivered today. So I asked him to taste it. Then he ...

Ridin dirty

Admin — Mon, 05 May 2008 13:22:45 GMT

Friendster addict funny

Admin — Mon, 05 May 2008 13:20:57 GMT

windstruck -jeon ji-hyun ulit!

aaron_kyle — Sun, 04 May 2008 03:44:37 GMT

windstruck starring jeon ji-hyun

Myung Woo, a mild mannered teacher who gets mistaken for a purse

snatcher while chasing the real culprit down! To Myung Woo's surprise,

he finds himself arrested by Gyeong Jin, a gung-ho, tough-as-nails

young cop played by none other than Jeon Ji Hyun, star of My Sassy Girl

and Il Mare.

Although this hilarious case of mistaken identity is eventually sorted

out, Myung Woo has to return to the police station only a few days

later in order to ...

my sassy girl - jeon ji-hyun! wahahahahaha

aaron_kyle — Sun, 04 May 2008 03:40:24 GMT

my sassy girl starring jeon ji-hyun

It tells the story of a young man not knowing what to do with his life,

and a girl young sassy girl who turns his world upside down.

http://www.crunchyroll.com/group/CRSeries_-_My_Sassy_Girl_-_Movie

He was a quiet man

Admin — Sat, 03 May 2008 17:38:22 GMT

Hewasaquietman Description :

An office worker inadvertently becomes a hero after he saves a woman's life.

http://www.watch-movies.net/movies/he_was_a_quiet_man/

Smart deer

Admin — Fri, 02 May 2008 18:07:16 GMT

Funny traffic signs Xd

Admin — Fri, 02 May 2008 18:05:17 GMT

Tagalog Vocabulary

Admin — Fri, 02 May 2008 17:55:16 GMT

TAGALOG WORDS YOU SHOULD KNOW

For the enrichment of your vocabulary..........

1. BAKTOL --- Ang ikatlong lebel ng mabahong amoy

sa kili-kili. Ang baktol ay kapareho ng amoy ng

nabubulok na bayabas. Ito'y dumidikit sa damit, at

humahalo sa pawis. madalas na naaamoy tuwing

registration, sa elevator o FX.

eg. "Put@#$%, sinong nangangamoy BAKTOL sa inyo?!

2. KUKURIKAPU --- Libag sa ilalim ng boobs.

Madalas na namumuo dahil sa labis na baby powder

na inilalagay sa katawan. ...

The Cottage

kuroro15 — Fri, 02 May 2008 06:06:17 GMT

the Cottage

Two brothers, David and Peter (Andy Serkis and Reece Shearsmith), kidnap underworld crime boss Arnie's daughter Tracey (Jennifer Ellison), and hold her for ransom in a secluded country cottage. However, when Arnie's treacherous, dimwitted son Andrew delivers the ransom to David and Peter, they find out they have been tricked and knows unwittingly he's been followed by his father's korean bloodthirsty henchman, a.k.a The Oriental Thugs. Tracey holds Peter hostage and trepasses ...

Pababuyan challenge

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:52:47 GMT

Berto: dumura ng kulay berdeng plema s pader

JUAN: suminga ng dilaw n sipon sa pader

PEDRO: bumwelo!

dinilaan ang pader!

PANALO

Mixed jokes. . . .

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:50:50 GMT

SUKO SA MISTER

Mrs 1: Suko na ako sa mister ko, lagi na lang ako binubugbog

bago niroromansa...

Mrs 2: Mas grabe yung mister ko. Binubugbog ako tapos si

Inday ang niroromansa.

BALIKBAYAN SON

Nagbalikbayan ang anak ni Pedro after 20 years sa Amerika.

Isang umaga, nag-usap ang mag-ama:

Pedro: John, marami akong ITINURO sa ating bagong maid.

BALIKBAYAN JOHN: Dad, please speak in English!!

Pedro: John, I fingered our new maid many times!!!!

MALALAKI

Madre: Father, ...

Pinoy Jokes ... . .

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:49:46 GMT

pabor

Lolo: Apo,halika nga lumapit ka...

Apo: baket?

Lolo : basta! halika....may ibubulong ako sa iyo...

Apo: Ano!??

Lolo : (pabulong) buhatin mo ako,at ipatong mo ako kay Lola mo!

Mag_ina

may mag_inang promdi napadaan sa SM:

Bata: nay,pasyal tau sa SN!

Inay : hindi SN...Shoe Nart!

FREEZE

Erap & Lacson in buy bust operation:

Erap : Freeze!

Lacson : Sir,mga kasamahan natin yan...

Erap : ah! ganun ba?...DEFROST!

OPERA

Sa isang ospital,sinabi ...

Sinampal ni misis

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:48:40 GMT

Wife sinampal ang asawa.

Wife: Sino si Jasmine sa panaginip mo?

Husband: Yung kabayong bet ko sa karera!

NEXT DAY...sinampal ulit.

Husband: baket?

Wife: Tumawag ang kabayo mo!

Big Bike ng isang biker...

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:46:52 GMT

Isang lalake ang nag ipon ng pera para makabili ng mamahaling motorsiklo na nagkakahalaga ng 800 thousand pesos.

Pagkabili palang nya e sinakyan agad ito at dumiretso ng highway.

Sa may highway hinabol nya ang bawat kotse sabay tinabihan at kinatok ang bintana ng driver. Tinanong nya ang driver..

"Pare nakasakay ka na ba ng ganito ha?" Ikinagulat ng driver at sinabi nito na hindi pa. Sa sobra badtrip binilisan nya ang takbo at hinabol ang nangungunang kotse sabay tinabihan ulit at ...

Kadiri naman ewwwwwwwwwwww

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:44:37 GMT

Isang desperado ang nagpunta sa ospital para maghanap ng trabaho.

Juan - madam may trabaho ba kayo kahit ano tatanggapin ko.

Madam - sige, halika, sigurado kang kahit ano ha

Juan - opo madam

Madam - eto, bawat pasiente supsupin mo ang nana, pero ang bayad ay sampung libo kada pasiente. papayag ka ba?

Juan - (umiiling) sige po, kailan po ako magsisimula?

Madam - ngayon na. simulan mo na, nandyan na lahat ng kailangan mo, damit, punas at iba pa.

.......

malipas ...

Erap and Bush

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:35:28 GMT

* BUsh staring at the malacanang palace window**

Bush : Hey , you have a really good view from here, the wind breeze is cool, the weather is nice, excellent time for a vacation here in the philippines.

ERAP : yes it is!

**Sudenly wind blows hard and the window locks loose and the cover falls on bush's hands on the pane**

Bush: OMG my hands!!!!

ERAp: ** catches the window cover** CATCH!! almost cut your fingers there buddy

BUSH: WOW THANKS MAN, THAT WAS ""CLOSE!""!

ERAP : no ...

Erap and Loi eating in a restaurant

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:34:00 GMT

Loi: Honey, bakit pati buto kinakain mo?

Erap: Ano'ng problema mo, eh Eat All You Can naman ito!

Jinggoy and erap in a museum

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:32:03 GMT

Jinggoy: Dad, what's the meaning of 1232 B.C.?

Erap: Anak, iyan ang plate number ng nakabangga sa kanya.

Erap and Ping...

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:29:53 GMT

ERAP : Ping ayun o tignan mo o puno ng mansanas, akyatin mo nga, hipuin mo kung hinog na

PING : OK

***inakyat at hinipo**

PING: O erap!! hinog na to pwedeng pwede na!!

ERAP : OH ano pa hinihintay mo jan BUmaba ka na at susungkitin na natin!!

Erap take's on pronouns!!! wow!!

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:23:45 GMT

According to Erap, a pronoun is a noun thats "no longer an amateur."

Joke time ?

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:22:24 GMT

ADVISORY: Kapag hindi ka kagandahang bakla at may naglibre sa iyo ng drinks, kabahan ka na.

Sa kanilang honeymoon, sinabihan ng 60-anyos na pastor ang 20- anyos niyang bride, �Hon, bago tayo magsiping, let�s pray for guidance.�

Sagot ng bride, �Darling, just pray for endu*rance. Ako na ang bahala sa guidance!�

Sa isang gay bar�

BADING: Ano?! P1,000 ang isang baso ng fresh milk n�yo?! Ano �to, may ginto kaya ganu�n kamahal?! Ano�ng gatas ba itong nasa gay bar n�yo?

WAITER: Gatas ...

Boy ngo-ngo!!

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:20:24 GMT

The Misadventures of Boy Ngo Ngo

Isang araw, Tinawag ni Inay si Boy, ang batang ngo-ngo.

Inay: Boy, magpunta ka sa tindahan ni Aling Petra at bumili ka ng isang latang Pork & Beans!

Boy: Omo, inay !

Nagtungo si Boy Ngo Ngo sa tindahan ni Aling Petra . Tatlong bundok ang kaniyang nilakad. Pagdating ni Boy sa tindahan ay binati niya ang tindera.

Boy: Aning Metra, ngamuta na mo ngayo? (Kamusta na po kayo?)

Aling Petra: Mabuti naman. Ano ang kailangan mo ...

Erap writing on a slum book!!!

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:16:37 GMT

Erap writing on a slum book:

Favorite Actor:

Arnold Scharzene... ... (erase)

Arnold Schwarze... ... (erase)

Arnold Schwarzz... ... (erase)

Arnold Shwazenne.... ..(erase)

Arnold Shwazenner... ..(erase)

Arnold Shwarzenneg.. ..(erase)

Arnold Schchwarzenne... (erase)

Arnold Clavio

PINOY vs KANO

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:14:02 GMT

A Filipino is having breakfast in a hotel in France one morning� he was eating bread & jam when an American, while chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Pinoy ignores the Kano who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:

Kano: �You Filipinos eat the whole bread??�

Pinoy (nayayabangan sa Kano): �Of course.�

Kano: (after blowing a huge bubble) �We don�t. In America, we only eat what�s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and ...

famous lines

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:12:32 GMT

"pinapaikot mo lang ako

Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang

patayin mo na lang ako"

-electric fan

"hindi lahat ng walang salawal

ay bastos"

-winnie d' pooh

"Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad

kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo.

pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo"

-ipis

"Hala! sige magpakasasa ka!

Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo."

-hipon

"Ayoko na! pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang

maraming tao ang nagagalit! wala ba akong

karapatang ...

What's my violation?!!!

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:02:04 GMT

What the EFFFFFF!!!!

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:57:02 GMT

Kindergarten exam by an inncent child

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:51:26 GMT

Big time mam-bobowtehhh...

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:45:20 GMT

Ready to cook...

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:44:03 GMT

Test your eyes!!!!

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:42:26 GMT

Can you find the B (there are 2 B's)?

DON'T skip or your wish won't come true...

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR

RRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR

RRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR

Once you've found the B

Find the 1

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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ...

College life, Ganito ka din ba?

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:38:47 GMT

Divorce cake!!!

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:31:43 GMT

Girls in need!!!

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:29:59 GMT

Simpleng pamboboso... Huli sa camera!!! rofl

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:28:06 GMT

Screen Cleaner...

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:23:46 GMT

Mahusay na screen cleaner link

Fire fart man!!!

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:17:01 GMT

Fire fart man link

Traffic control car ! XD

Admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:14:58 GMT